Musings of a Sleep Deprived Author # 71: The Delete Button

I am the harshest critic I will ever have.
It's difficult to press the delete button of such a hard won chapter but it needs to be done.

Musings of a Sleep Deprived Author #3: How Hard Can It Be?

I had a friend patronizingly ask me, "How hard can it be to write a book?" To add insult to injury, she added, "You just string a bunch of sentences together, right?"
Is there an award for refraining from kicking people in the teeth when stupid falls out of their mouths? If there is, I would like to send my mailing address to the appropriate authorities.

Musings of a Sleep Deprived Author #111: Fussing and Fighting

Why do these characters insist on occupying the same space in my mind when they refuse to get along? This constant arguing is making me a headache...
...And that great use of the English language, ladies and gentlemen, is brought to you by Little Bill.

Musings of a Sleep Deprived Author #12: Excuses, Excuses

Can I blame the fact that I eat twice as much as I should on the fact that my brain needs the extra nutrients to produce great works of fictional genius?

Musings of a Sleep Deprived Author # 46: The Abyss

Writer's Block: The hostile strike action taken by my imaginary friends no amount of chocolate can fix. My taste buds appreciate moments like these though. My hips, not so much.